Real Vampires Don't Diet by Gerry Bartlett

Author:Gerry Bartlett
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Romance/Paranormal
Publisher: Berkley
Published: 2009-01-27T22:00:00+00:00

Chapter Twelve

“Okayr I’m ready.”

“Wait, Ray. Smell her again. Anything familiar there?” I knew he was acquainted with it. It had been on his deck New Year’s Eve and you couldn’t convince me he hadn’t enjoyed his own share in the past.

“Shit. She’s been smoking weed. What’ll that do to me?”

“Might make you a little high. Depending on how much she’s had. Can you deal with that?”

“Will it hurt my voice? Like the Jack did?” Ray’s eyes were glowing and I could tell he really didn’t want to stop and think about things at this point.

“I’ve run across it a few times and it never gave me a hangover like the booze did. You have to decide.”

“With Aggie threatening to take us out anyway? I say I might as well go for it.”

Couldn’t blame him. He’d really missed the buzz from alcohol. I decided to take care of myself. In a few seconds, I realized I should have paid more attention to my own donor. Whoa. My guy had enjoyed a lot of weed tonight.

“Uh, Ray. Don’t forget… wipe her memory. She saw your pretty face.” I noticed something interesting a few feet away so I threw my guy at Ray. “Here, take care of mine too.” I headed down the alley.

“Glory, what the hell’s the matter with you?” Ray grabbed my arm.

“Huh?” I reached into the Dumpster. “Wow! Why would anyone throw this away?” I picked up a half-eaten Snickers and was about to pop it into my mouth when Valdez leaped up and snatched it. He gobbled it down in one bite.

“Hey, you almost bit off my hand. Bad dog.” I wagged my finger in his face and stumbled.

“You’re stoned.”

“Am not. You see my guy’s tat?” I giggled. “Ray, you should get one.” I grabbed him around the waist and held on. “With my name on it. Tabloids’d love it. They’d have to catch it quick though. Vamp sleep would wipe it out.” I pulled open his shirt, popping a button. “Put it right there.” I patted his chest. Mmm. Nice chest. I smiled up at him. “Probably hurt. Would you suffer for me?” Funny. I laughed until I hiccupped.

“Don’t think Caine would go for it. Even temporarily. Unless you got him high like that loser who, by the way, is still over there where you guys left him and the chick.” Valdez wasn’t laughing. “Someone else could come out of that tattoo parlor any minute.”

“Yeah, yeah, but about that tat… He’s right, but what did it say?” Ray held me up when my knees went limp. “Wow, you really are smashed. Your guy must have smoked a buttload of pot.”

“Umm-hmm. It was dee-licious.” I pushed Ray away and headed for the Dumpster again. Was that a Cheetos bag? “Naked guy in chains. Said ‘Stacy’s Sex Slave.’ Cute, huh?”

“I’d be happy to be your sex slave, babe, but no need to put it in writing. Now I’d better get those mortals out of here. Valdez, you keep an eye on our girl.

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